The Fourth Element
Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?
Student: Soap!
第四元素
老師：自然界的四大元素是什麼?
學生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。
老師：和什麼?想一想， 你用什麼洗手的?
學生：肥皂。
Lawyers
A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".
一喝醉了的人在一聲酒吧呼喊,"所有的律師都是無賴" 。 另外的一個喝醉了的人站起來而且大叫,"嗨,我反對那一個評論". 開始的喝醉者大叫。 " 爲什麼你是一位律師?". "沒有", 說那第二的喝醉了的`,"我是一個無賴" 。
Make your fortune
"How did you make your fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich had the money and I had the experience."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
計劃你的將來
“你是怎麼計劃你的將來的?”
“我變成一個富人的合夥人，他有錢，我有經驗。”
“那有什麼用?”
“現在他有經驗了，我有錢。”