Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee.""We won't," the other two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."Just then avoice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."
英語笑話爆笑二：
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
英語笑話爆笑三：
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
老鼠媽媽帶着孩子們出來散步，突然她看見一隻貓正站在灌木叢中對着她們虎視耽耽。
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
老鼠媽媽向着貓兇猛地吠叫：“汪，汪，汪”，貓聽了感到非常害怕，拼命跑走了。
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
老鼠媽媽回過頭對孩子們說：“你們看吧，學會一門外語是多麼重要啊。”