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短篇英語笑話爆笑(一)
你爲什麼不認真聽課
Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening? CopyRight .
Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.
Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.
Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening?"
老師：傑克，你爲什麼不認真聽課?
傑克：老師，我正在聽課呀!
老師：如果你剛纔在聽課，那告訴我剛纔我說的什麼。
傑克：您說的.是：“傑克，你爲什麼不認真聽課?”
短篇英語笑話爆笑(二)
時間對我們倆來說都是金錢
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"
當出租車在遇到紅燈急剎車時，我問司機：“你同意‘時間就是金錢’這種說法嗎?”
"Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.“
哦，這是一個普遍說法。在這個問題上，誰會在意那麼多呢?”司機回答說。
"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter.“
看，在車已經停止的情況下，里程錶上的數字還在跑。”我指着里程錶說。
"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.“
哦，是的。你說的挺有道理的。在這種情況下，時間對我們倆來說都是金錢。”司機補充說。
短篇英語笑話爆笑(三)
車禍
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody was standing in front of the 'S.'
有個人開車行駛在上班的路上，一輛卡車闖紅燈從側面撞上了他的車，當時他就不省人事了。路旁的行人把他從車裏拉出來並喚醒他。剛一醒過來，他就拼命的掙扎着，最後不得不用了藥物才讓他鎮靜下來。過了一會兒，他平靜了，別人問他爲什麼要這麼恐怖的掙扎，他說：“被撞之後我就什麼都不知道了，當我醒過來，我發現我躺在了路邊，前面是一個巨大的廣告牌上面閃爍着‘殼牌’，但是有個人擋住了那個“S”。”