What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
"dam!!!"
英語小笑話100字二：
A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".
英語小笑話100字三：
Make your fortune
"How did you make your fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich had the money and I had the experience."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I the money."