A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"
The oldest son replied: "Father, Ill eat it all!"
The father then said: "Tomorrow Im going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"
The same son answered: "Father,Ill eat it all!"
The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"
The oldest son answered again: "Its always me, always me. Now its someone elses turn to volunteer!"
總是我
一位父親對他的兒子們說："你們的媽媽明天要烙一張餡餅，誰要吃呢?"
大兒子說："爸爸，我要把它都吃了。"
父親接着說："明天我要殺一口豬，誰要吃呢?"
又是大兒子說："爸爸，我要把它都吃了。"
父親又說："明天我們要耕地，誰想耕地呢?"
大兒子再次回答道："總是我，總是我，這次還是讓其他人來做吧。"