"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it.""Well," said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more."
英語笑話大全30字二：
"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it.""Well," said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more."
英語笑話大全30字三：
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.