A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill.""I am afraid that he is dead." said the ing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive.""Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
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One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the there! challenged a thrill voice. Can't you act like a gentleman?Listen, he said, I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady.
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Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the hbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.