A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
一個胖男人和一個瘦男人在爭論誰更加紳士。
瘦男人說他更紳士，因爲每次見到女士，他都脫帽致意。但是胖男人知道自己更加紳士，因爲每當他起身給女士讓座的時候，都能同時坐下兩位女士。
英語笑話帶翻譯20字二：
Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.
Wife: And now?
Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you.
丈夫：在娶你進門之前，我從來沒有想過要存錢。
妻子：那現在呢?
丈夫：現在我在想，要是沒有娶你的話，我可以存多少錢。
英語笑話帶翻譯20字三：
Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year.
Customer: Good gracious! In a year?
Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which.
手相大師：你手上的生命線顯示出你還有一年將會死去。
顧客：天哪，一年後?
手相大師：是的，可是我不能說是哪一年。