短小的英文笑話一：
One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast(烘烤) pig.I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of passed, and nothing more was said about the roast lly the teacher said to the boy: I thought your father was going to send me over some roast , said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.
短小的英文笑話二：
One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night men stood outside and looked at the re I came out, said one, I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took don't know my work, said the is your work?I'm a ! cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, and do you know my work? No, said the policeman.I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.
短小的英文笑話三：
Waste or SaveFather: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?