A Special Footbal1 Match
Mike was late for said to his teacher，Mr. Black，“Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”
"Why did it make you late2”inquired the teacher.
“Because neither team could win the game，so it lasted a long time，”replied Mike.
特殊的足球賽
邁克上學遲到了。他對布萊克老師說:“對不起，我遲到了，老師。我夢見了一場足球賽。”
老師問:“那爲什麼會使你遲到呢?”
邁克回答說:“因爲兩個隊不分勝負，因此持續了很長時間。”
Visiting A Chicken Farm
One day，a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator，a chick just got out of it’s eggshell.
"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the eggshell，isn't it's it?”the teacher said.
"Yes，sir，"said one of the boys，“But it would be more wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell beforehand.”
參觀養雞場
老師帶學生到養雞場參觀，當他們走近孵化器時，剛好一隻小雞破殼而出。
“看見一個小生命從蛋殼裏出來，很奇妙，是不是?”老師說。
“是的.，老師，”一個男學生說，“可是，如果我們知道它是怎樣事先鑽進蛋殼裏的那就更奇妙了。”
A Small Boy and a Donkey
A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年，小夥子) . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.
小男孩與驢子
一個小男孩牽着頭驢子穿過部隊營房。兩名士兵想跟小傢伙開個玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這麼緊幹什麼?這樣，他就不會去參軍了。小傢伙眼都不眨地回答道。