A Physics Examination
Once in a physics examination，Nick finished the first question very soon，while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: when it thunders why do we see the lightning first，then hear the thunder rolls
Nick’s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考試
在一次物理考試中當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。
這個問題是:爲什麼在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電後聽到雷聲?
尼克的.回答是:因爲眼睛在前，耳朵在後。
Englishman
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It’s simply that my room is on fire."
一個英國人
一天晚上，一個英國人從他住的旅店房間裏走出來。來到走廊上，叫旅店的服務員給他拿一杯水來。服務員按他的要求做了。英國人回到了他的房間裏，幾分鐘後 他又來到走廊上，讓服務員再給他送一杯水。服務員又給他送了一杯水。每隔幾分鐘。英國人就走出房間重複他的要求。 半小時之後.這位感到驚訝的服務員決定問問房客要這些水乾什麼，英國人不謊不忙地回答：”沒什麼.只不過是我的房間裏起火了。“
The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?”asked his mother.
“I don’t like her, mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.”
新老師
9月1號，喬治放學回到家裏。
“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?”媽媽問。
“媽媽，我不喜歡，因爲她說3加3得6，可後來又說2加4也得6.