Ten Candies
Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”
“Ten.” Jim says.
“Then,” Mother asks.
“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”
十塊糖
媽媽問兒子：“吉姆， 如果你有10塊糖，吃了4塊，那你還有幾塊糖?”
“10塊。”吉姆說。
“10塊?”媽媽問。
“是的，媽媽。因爲4塊在我的肚子裏面，6塊在肚子外面，4加6等於10，不對嗎?”
Are Flies Yummy?
Tony and his father are eating dinner.
Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?”
Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It’s a silly question.”
But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.”
蒼蠅好吃嗎?
託尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。
突然，託尼問他的'爸爸：“爸爸，蒼蠅好吃嗎?”
爸爸皺眉說：“我想不好吃。你怎麼會問這個問題?這可是一個愚蠢的問題。”
可是託尼說：“剛纔你盤子裏有一隻蒼蠅。”
It Must Be Crowded
A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.”
And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”
一定很擁擠
一位告訴學生：“月亮非常大，上面能住幾百人。”
一個男孩笑着說：“當月亮變成月牙的時候，住在上面的人該多擁擠啊!”