God Save The King !
The famous Dr. Smith，dean of Medical College，was appointed private physician to the King. Whereupon he proudly wrote the following notice on the blackboard of his classes:“Professor Smith informs his students that he has been appointed Honorary Physician to His Majesty the King.”
When he returned to his classroom in the afternoon，he found written below his notice this line: "God save the King”
physician
majesty
“願上帝保佑國王”
醫學院院長，著名的史密斯博士被任命爲國王的私人醫生。於是，他自豪地在他任教的班裏的教室裏的黑板上寫下如下通知:“史密斯教授通知他的學生，他已榮任國王陛下的`醫生。”
當他下午回到教室的時候，發現他的通知下面又加了一行字:“願上帝保佑國王!
n.[C)醫師;內科醫生
n.[U)雄偉，壯麗;莊嚴;(帝王的)威嚴;尊嚴;權威;君權[C](大寫)陛下
A Man of Actions
A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. “You can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I’ll leave Oxford this very evening!”
A buzzing noise followed. “What a man of actions!” one said in admiration. “How should we support him and learn from him!” said another.
Suddenly, a girl asked, “What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”
He bent and whispered to her, “Well,er•••er•••Miss Rose, er•••he told me to get clean away from Oxford this very evening!”
一個言出必行的人
一羣學生聚在牛津的校園裏，一個年輕人情緒激動地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果那個傢伙不收回他今早 對我說的話，我今晚就離開牛津。”
下面一片喧譁。“真是個言出必行的人。”一個人豔羨地說。另一個說：“我們要支持他、學習他。”
突然，一個女孩問道：“那傢伙對你說什麼了，霍波?”
他彎下腰小聲說：“哦，呃…呃…，羅斯小姐，呃…他說要我今晚從牛津滾出去。
The Swimmer
The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed.
"Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that"asked the teacher.
"No，sir，"answered Johnny，"but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."
游泳者
老師給同學們講了一個小故事，說一個人早飯前要在河裏游泳，橫渡三趟。約翰尼笑了。
老師問道:“你不相信一個游泳很好的人可以做到這個?”
約翰尼回答說:“不是，老師，但我不明白他爲什麼不遊四次，好回到他放衣服的那邊。”