笑一笑十年少，有時候正兒八經的說笑話卻覺得不好笑，可是一個很冷的笑話卻能讓自己笑良久，你有這樣的經歷麼?現在，一起來開心爆笑下吧!
學生英語笑話短文篇一：
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon."
學生英語笑話短文篇二：定義
Mark, our youngest son, was born after I had completed my active Air Force career. As a retired colonel, I enjoyed discussing with the children my time in the service. One day，Mark asked me what a colonel was，and I suggested he look up the word in the dictionary.“Dad，I think I found it,"he said，a few minutes later. "Kernel:the soft part of a nut.'"
我最小的兒子馬克，是我結束那富有挑戰性的空軍生涯後出生的.作爲一個退役上校，我喜歡和孩子們聊聊我服役的'那段時光。一天，馬克問我什麼叫“上校”，我建議化去查查字典。幾分鐘後，他說:“爸爸，我想我找到答案了。果仁:堅果中的柔軟部分。”
學生英語笑話短文篇三：A Fishing Lure
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes.
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels.
After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on histhighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him.
"Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Warden gasped.
With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.
"Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"
"Yes, sir," replied the young guy. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one."
學生英語笑話短文篇四：實情
The swimsuit issue of a magazine that displayed a model wearing a skimpy bikini on its cover was occupying the attension of a wide-eyed man. Disturbed,his wife said，"That's shameful!If I looked like that I wouldn't leave my house!”
有個男人出神地盯着一本雜誌的封面。那上面是一位穿着緊身比基尼泳裝的女郎。他的妻子很生氣，說:“真不像話，如果我穿的像她一樣，我絕不出家門。”
"To tell you the truth," the husband replied，"if you looked like that neither would I."
“說句實話，”那男人說，“如果你像她那樣，我也不會出家門的。”