當聽別人說笑話的時候覺得不大好笑，還會覺得冷很冷，可是自己看的時候，卻笑到不行，你有這樣的經歷麼?以下的非常短的英語小笑話，希望能讓你歡樂笑不停。
非常短的英語小笑話(一)
紋身
A few months after Tom and I were married一during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first letters，he wrote，"I'm going to have a Navy battle-ship tattooed on my chest.”
二戰中，湯姆和我剛結婚幾個月，他就被派到珍珠港。在他早期的一封信中，他寫道:“我想把海軍戰艦紋刻在胸前。”
Instead of pleading, I answered simply,“Send me a pitcture of your tattoo，and I'll have a duplicate put on my chest. "
我沒有勸阻，只是簡單地回了信:“給我寄一張你紋旁的照片來，然後我也在我的'胸前仿紋一個。”
We have been married for 51 years. Neither of us has a tattoo.
我們現在已結婚51年了，誰也沒紋過身。
非常短的英語小笑話(二)
關心
A customer at my teller's window was grumbling about the low interest rate on his savings account. He finally said he was just going to take all his money out of the bank，dig a hole in his back yard and bury it.
一位顧客站在我的出納窗口前，埋怨存錢的利率太低。最後，他說他妥把所有的錢從銀行裏取出來，在自家後院挖個坑，把錢理了。
The teller next to rne leaned over. "Sir，I couldn't help overhearing. Tell me, what is your address?".
隔壁窗口的出納員探過身來說:“先生，我實在不怒愉聽，但還是聽到了，告訴我，您住在什麼地才?”
非常短的英語小笑話(三)
過分緊張
My little girl loves animals，but one day she was bitten by a small field mouse she'd found. She carried it home in her pocket and told me what happened. Worried about rabies，I called our town humane society and was told that the animal would have to be examined, and they'd send someone for it.
我的小女兒喜歡動物。但有一天，她被一隻她找到的小田鼠咬了一口。她把那小動物放在口袋裏帶了回來，並把所發生的一切都告訴了我。由於害怕她被傳染上鼠痊，我給鎮上的私區醫院打了電話。他們告訴我這個小動物應被檢查一下，還說他們會派人去把它取走。
When the humane-society truck pulled up，a big man got out，put on a pair of gauntlets and took a capture stick and a big cage from the back of the truck. Trying not to laugh, I handed him a small shoe box containing the mouse.
社區醫院的卡車停在了我家門口，一個大個子下了車，他戴上了防護手套，從車的後箱裏取出一根棍子和一個籠子。我
儘量剋制自己不笑出來，把那裝有小田鼠的杜盒子遞給了他。
"Lady，"he said，seeing my expression, "they only told me it was a wild animal. "
“太太，”當他看到我的表情時他說，“他們只告訴我說是好生動物。”
非常短的英語小笑話(四)
異奇!
My first waitressing job was in a coffee shop. We featured a lunch special called "Tuna Salad Surprise"，a tuna sandwich served with soup and chips. When our sandwich maker didn't show up for work one hectic Saturday，we had to prepare our own sandwiches.
我做招待工作始於咖啡店。我們有道午餐特餐叫“金槍魚沙拉異奇”。這個套餐實際上就是把金槍魚三明治、湯、薯條技在一起吃.一個例黴竹星期六，我們那做特餐三明治的
廚師沒來上班，我們只好自己準備三明治。
A man sat down and ordered the special. I raced to the sandwich board，prepared the order，poured his coffee and rushed to the next customer. Later，as I delivered his check,he noted politely that he had never. eaten a potato-salad sandwich before. Horrified at my mistake，I asked，”Why didn't you tell me it was potato salad instead of tuna?"
一位男食客坐下來，要了這道特餐。我跑到了三明治拒臺，替他準備好了套餐，又給他倒了一杯咖啡，就開始招待下一位食容。不久，我把帳單遞給了要特餐的食客.他很禮
貌地說，他從沒吃過土豆沙拉三明治。這時我才意識到我把三明治弄錯了，我真有點害怕了。我問他:“你爲什麼不早告訴我特餐是土豆沙拉而不是金槍魚沙拉呢?”
"I thought that was the surprise.”
“我還以爲那就是所謂的異奇呢.