"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it.""Well," said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more."
“媽媽，你今天一定會對我滿意的，”迪克放學回家後對媽媽說，“我省下了車錢。我上學時沒乘公共汽車，而是跟着公共汽車一路跑到學校的。”“哦，”他媽媽笑着說，“下次你跟在出租汽車後面跑，那會省得更多。”
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