笑一笑，十年少，笑話能愉悅我們的心情，以下是小編準備的英語笑話笑翻天，一起來爆笑吧!
英語笑話笑翻天(一)
come on,guys, we have to grow some meat in this laboratory!
夥計們，加油，我們必須在這個實驗室長出一些肉
the main forces behind gm food are the ones who are the most motivated
轉基因食物背後的主要力量是這些最積極的
英語笑話笑翻天(二)
during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. he then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.
醫生按期來探視我的`老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫生聽了也很高興，爲此，他彎下腰來親了她一下。然後他說不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，並要求她還他一個吻。
when he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "can you imagine, " she said. "seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!
醫生走後，我母親厭惡地搖搖頭。“你能想象嗎，”她說，“付了他70元，我還得親他!”
英語笑話笑翻天(三)
My husband's first coaching experience was with a junior-high一school basketball ng a game，he sent in one of the youngest boys and gave him strict instructions. "You go after number twenty-one，Tony.”He said，"And follow him wherever he goes. Don't let him get away from you!”
我丈夫第一次當教練是教一個初中的籃球隊。在一次比賽中，他讓一個年紀最小的男孩上場並向他做了最嚴格的指令。“託尼，你緊跟着21號。”他說，“無論他走到哪裏都盯着他不放。別讓他甩了你。”
A few minutes later my husband saw only four of his players on the court. There was Tony guarding 21，who had been lifted from the game and was sitting on the bench.
幾分鐘後，我丈夫發現場上只有他的四個隊員了。託尼正站在被換下的坐在板凳上的21號隊員旁邊。