Olly: Your feet are sticking out of the bedclothes.
Stan: I know.
Olly: Well, aren’t they cold?
Stan: Frozen.
Olly: Why don’t you pull them in, then?
Stan: And have those cold things in bed with me? No fear!
英語笑話小作文二：Watchoutforthemselves
Farmer Jones picked a big red apple and handed it to the boy saying, "Watch out for worms."
"When I eat apples," replied the boy, "the worms have to watch out for themselves.