有笑話，大家一起笑，這就是分享快樂，也許，快樂就是這麼簡単。下面小編爲你帶來英語笑話素材，希望你會喜歡。
英語笑話素材(一)
我沒有看到另外一塊
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.
媽媽：約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子裏放了兩塊點心。現在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?約翰尼：嗯，我想是因爲裏面太黑我沒看到另外那塊。
英語笑話素材(二)
爸爸會不高興的'
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who livednearby heard the noise.
一個農家小孩好像意外打翻了一車玉米，住在附近的一個農夫聽見了，
"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled, "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you getthe wagon up."
喊道：“威利斯，先放那吧。過來和我們呆會兒，一會兒我幫你扶起來。”
"That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to." "Aw, comeon," the farmer insisted. "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
“太好了”，威利斯答道，“但是爸爸會不高興的。”“哎呀，快來吧”，農夫仍然在堅持。“好吧”，小男孩終於點頭答應了，“但是爸爸真的會不高興。”
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa isgoing to be real upset." "Don't be foolish," the neighbor said with a smile, "by the way, where ishe?" "Under the wagon."
一頓豐盛的晚餐之後，威利斯向農夫表示感謝：“我覺得好多了，但是爸爸肯定很不高興。”“別傻了”，農夫笑着說，“哦，對了，你爸爸在哪了?”“車底下。”
英語笑話素材(三)
Ashamed Soldier
Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite well except Peter. After he had shotat the target nine times and had not hit it once, the officer who was trying to teach the young soldiers to shoot said, "You're quite hopeless, Peter! Don't waste your last bullet too! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it!"
Peter felt ashamed. He went behind the wall, and a few seconds later the officer and the other young soldiers heard the sound of a shot.
"Heavens!" the officer said. "Has that silly man really shot himself?"
He ran behind the wall anxiously, but Peter was all right. "I'm sorry, sir," he said, "but I missed again."
慚愧的士兵
彼得十八歲那年參了軍，他需要參加幾個月的學習以成爲一名好士兵。彼得在其他方面都做得很好，但是射擊不行。一天他和夥伴們練習射擊，除了彼得其他人都沒有問題。他射了九次，一次也沒有命中目標。這時，教新兵射擊的教官說：“彼得，你看來是沒希望了，不要連最後一發子彈都浪費掉!去那堵牆後面用它向自己打一槍吧。”
彼得感到非常慚愧。他走到那堵牆後面。幾分鐘後，教官和新兵們聽到一聲槍響。
“上帝!”教官叫起來，“難道那個笨蛋真的朝自己開槍了?”
他急忙跑到那堵牆後面，發現彼得安然無恙。“對不起，長官，”他說，“我還是沒有命中。”