Smith: " I keep hearing the word ’ idiot ’. I hope you are not referring to me."
Jones: " Don’t be so conceited. As if there are no other idiots in the world."
五年級的英語笑話二：Overcrowdedmoon
A geography teacher once told her class, "The moon is so large that several million people could live there."
One boy started laughing, "It sure must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon."