英語笑話1:
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'
這裏想對將要退休者提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的'話,千萬別進退休社區。因爲那裏人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西,擡東西或者裝東西時,他們就叫喊,“讓小的幹吧。”
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
媽媽:弗雷迪,你的臉爲什麼那麼紅?
弗雷迪:我剛纔在大街上跑,爲的是阻止一次打架?
媽媽:你做的對,誰和誰在打架。
弗雷迪:我和傑克·史密斯。
英語笑話2:
有個人不小心撞了一個外國人。
他:I'm sorry
外:I'm sorry ,too.
他:I'm sorry ,three
外:What are you sorry for ?
他:I'm sorry ,five.
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