六年級英語笑話一：Aspecialfootballmatch
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Brack, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.
六年級英語笑話二：Visitingachickenfarm
One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, a chick just got out of its eggshell.
"It’s wonderful to see a little thing come our from the eggshell, Isn’t it?" the teacher said.
"Yes, sir." said one of the boys, "but it would be more wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell before hand."