引導語：英文笑話可以讓你輕鬆的學好英文，下面小編爲你帶來幾遍帶翻譯的英文笑話。
(一)
I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我沒有睡着
當一羣婦女上車之後,車上的座位全都被佔滿了.售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他擔心這個人會坐過站,就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他,說：“先生,醒醒!”
“我沒有睡着.”那個男人回答.
“沒睡着?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”
“我知道,我只是不願意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已.”
(二)
The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可憐的丈夫
“你根本無法想象和我妻子打交道是多麼的難,”一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說,“她問我一個問題,然後自己回答了,過後又花半個小時跟我解釋爲什麼我的答案是錯的.”
(三)
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父親在哪兒?
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的`油畫.
“看,”哥哥說,“這些畫多漂亮呀!”
“是啊,”弟弟說道,“可是在所有這些畫中,只有媽媽和孩子.那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”
哥哥想了會兒,然後解釋道：“很明顯,他當時正在畫這些畫唄.”
(四)
Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道這個諺語嗎?
一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子.
“沒有關係,”一位先生說,“不用害怕,你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人.’”
“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道嗎?”
(五)
一 Can we have our teacher back?
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"
能讓我們的老師回去嗎?
有一次,一位督學去視察一個只有三間教室的學校.一間教室非常吵鬧,因此督學抓住其中一個正在站着說話的人,把他帶進另一間教室,並讓他站在牆角.五分鐘以後,一個小男孩從第一間教室走進來,問道,“您什麼時候能讓我們的老師回去呢?”