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最新簡短英語笑話合集(一)
I can't cook it
It's sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. "Great! Oh, it's so heavy!" Miss Cat says happily.
The fish is plucked out of the river. "Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!" She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.
At the time Mr. Horse goes by and sees it. "What do you set it free?" He asks. "Because my pot is too small. I can't cook it," Miss Cat says.
我沒法煮它
這是春天裏一個陽光明媚的'日子，貓小姐在河邊釣魚。突然魚竿動了動。“太棒了!哇，好重啊!”貓小姐高興地喊着。
魚被拉出來了。“啊!一條大魚!這條大魚可真大呀!”她歡呼道。但是她卻把魚放回河裏，又繼續釣魚。
這時候馬先生路過，看見這一切，就問她：“爲什麼你把魚放了?” “因爲我的鍋太小。我沒辦法燒這麼大的魚。”貓小姐回答說。
最新簡短英語笑話合集(二)
About telphone number
留學地：加拿大
朋友剛來的時候不認識什麼人，所以在班上試圖交朋友，一日， 覺得一白人哥們人挺好，於是想要人家電話號碼，日後做朋友。
於是問：“HOW MANY IS YOU PHONE NUMBER?” 白人說：“TEN。”
提示：要電話的表達一般是“May I have your phone number?”等，像這種“你電話是多少”的直譯顯然是不合適的。
最新簡短英語笑話合集(三)
Who Is the Laziest?
Father:Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a is the laziest person in your class?
Tom:I don't know,father.
Father:Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom:Our teacher,father.
中文：
父親：哎,湯姆,今天我跟你們老師談過,現在我想問你個問題.你們班上誰最懶?
湯姆：我不知道,爸爸.
父親：啊,不對,你知道!想想看,當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時,誰在課堂上坐着,只是看人家做功課?
湯姆：我們老師,爸爸.