英語笑話：湯姆的藉口

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go

Slow".

老師：湯姆，您爲什麼每天上學遲到?

湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個上面寫着："學校----慢行。"

DID YOUR DAD...

Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

湯姆對着吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個苯蛋了!"

吉姆說:"你媽媽能!"

附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點.