幽默寓於笑話之中，它是笑話的精料，智慧之所在。以下是小編爲大家準備的帶翻譯的英語笑話精選，一起來爆笑吧!
帶翻譯的英語笑話精選(一)
【Three Turtles】三隻烏龜
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."
The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."
"We won't," the other two promised.
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."
三隻烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。於是最大的那隻烏龜對最小的烏龜說，“回家去取傘吧。”
最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”
“我們不喝，”另外兩隻烏龜答應說。
兩年後，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”
正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。
帶翻譯的`英語笑話精選(二)
【I Don't Like an Argument】我不想爭論
Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?
It's round, answered Gerald.
How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.
All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!
傑拉爾德，老師問：地球是什麼形狀?
是圓形的，傑拉爾德回答道。
你怎麼知道是圓的?老師又問。
好吧，那它是方的，學生回答說：我可不想與你爭論這件事情。
帶翻譯的英語笑話精選(三)
【H2O】水的化學分子是什麼
Teacher: What is the chemical formula ofwater?
Student: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said H to O.
老師：水的化學分子式是什麼?
學生：HIJKLMNO。
老師：你在說什麼?
學生：你昨天說的從H到O.