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超好笑的英語笑話集錦
Playing the crocodile
Other school officials had already taken roles in student it was my turn, ad I was coerced into playing the crocodile ina high-school production of Peter Pan. My family was in the frontrow watching as I emerged on cue, encased in a heavy reptile suitwith jaws and a four-foot tail. Slithering awkwardly afterCaptain Hook, I fell off the stage, landing unhurt on theauditorium floor.
Asthe bloodthirsty cheers from the audience died down, I heard myson-in-law say to my daughter, “It’s time we started a family. Allthe other adults here are watching their kids perform. We, I’m 30years old and watching my mother-in-law fall off a stage in acrocodile suit.”
——Lou Cook(Alexandria，Va.)
扮演鱷魚
其他的學校員工都已經在學校戲劇中扮演過角色了。現在輪到了我，我被迫在中學的節目《彼得.潘》中扮演鱷魚。當我穿着沉重的帶有鱷魚嘴、四隻腳和尾巴的爬行動物服裝剛剛出現在舞臺的時候，我的家人就坐在前排觀看。我笨拙地跟在船長霍克後面爬行，掉下舞臺，落到觀衆席前，儘管沒有傷着。
沉寂的觀衆席上響起雷鳴般掌聲的時候，我聽到我女婿對我女兒說：“我們也該有個孩子了。這兒所有其他成年人都在觀看他們孩子的表演，而我，一個30歲的人卻在觀看丈母孃穿着鱷魚服裝從舞臺上掉了下來。”
——盧.庫克(亞歷山大，弗吉尼亞州)
超好笑的英語笑話集錦
Fat Man and Thin Man 饑荒可能是你造成的.
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. "From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine." "Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
在旅館大廳裏，一個非常瘦的人遇到了一個非常胖的人。 胖子說：“看你的樣子，可能有過饑荒。” “是的，”瘦子回答說，“看你的樣子，饑荒可能是你造成的。”
超好笑的英語笑話集錦
We Left Nothing Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING." When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added: "THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING!"
布朗太太要外出一天。 她鎖好了房門，在門上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：“家裏沒人，請不要留下任何東西!” 她當天晚上回家後發現房間門被撞開，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發現被補充了一句：“謝謝!我們什麼也沒留下!”