but I'm not listening while doing my make-up.
In class Mary was looking at a samll mirror while combining her hair and doing her make-up. Theteacher noticed and commented, "you shouldn't do your make-up while listening to class."
Replied Mary, " but I'm not listening while doing my make-up."
可我化妝時沒聽課呀
課堂內，瑪麗對着一個小鏡子束髮，化妝。 老師發現了，說：“你不應該聽課時化妝。”
瑪麗回答說：“可我化妝時沒聽課呀。”
大學英語小笑話帶翻譯篇2
Father and son
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a
man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
父與子
兒子：爸爸，聽說在非洲的一些地方男人在結婚前根本不認識他的妻子。
父親：孩子，實際上所有的國家都是這樣的。
大學英語小笑話帶翻譯篇3
Turning over
Nurse: oh my god! The patient who has been treated fell down at the gate of our hospital andbecame faint. The police officer is coming!
Doctor: Take it easy. Just turn him over and make that he was walking towards the hospital.
翻個個
護士：不好了，剛接受治療的`病人在醫院門口摔倒暈了過去。警察馬上就到。 醫生：彆着急。把他翻個個，弄出他往醫院走的樣子。 大學英語小笑話帶翻譯篇4
Headache
"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."
"Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a kiss to my wife and the paindisappeared. Why don't you try it?"
"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."
頭疼
“我頭疼的厲害，要去看看醫生了。”
“胡說八道，昨天我也頭疼，我衝回家吻了妻子一下，馬上不疼了，要不你也試試?”
“好主意，給你妻子打個電話，說我馬上就到。”