笑話來源於生活，卻又可以讓我們的生多些歡樂、開心，現在，一起來開心爆笑下。
小學簡單英語笑話帶翻譯一：
A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically, she called to the father outside. "Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes!What shall I do? "Yelled back the father,"Keep feeding him nickels!"
母親見三歲的兒子將一枚五分鎳幣放進嘴裏吞了下去，她立刻將他抱起，頭朝下不停地拍打他的後背，他咳出了兩枚一角的硬幣，她發狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父親喊道： “你兒子剛纔吞下了一枚五分鎳幣，可咳出兩枚一角的硬幣!我該怎麼辦呢?”孩子他爸大聲回答道：“再喂他幾枚鎳幣!”
小學簡單英語笑話帶翻譯二：
A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry, honked his horn .
"If you don't back up," said the farmer, rolling up his sleeves, I won't like what I'm going to have to do." The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up two miles, allowing the horse and buggy to go by. "What was it you wouldn't have liked to have done back there?" asked the farmer's son.
"Back up two miles," replied the farmer.
一位農夫和他的`兒子乘坐輕便馬車來到一段窄路，他們遇到一個開車的人向相反的方向去。兩個方向的兩英里以內都沒有地方可以使他們相擦而過。駕車人甚是着急，按響了喇叭。 “如果你不後退，”農夫說着擼起了袖子，“我可不喜歡我將不得不做的事。”司機吃驚不小，掛上倒擋，向後退了兩英里，讓輕便馬車先過去。
“剛纔在那兒你說過的你不喜歡要做的事是什麼?”農夫的兒子問道。
“退後兩英里，”農夫回答道。
小學簡單英語笑話帶翻譯三：動機
My English professor once launched into a lecture on "motivation." "What pushes you ahead?" he asked. "What is it that makes you go to school each day? What driving force makes you strive to accomplish?" Turning suddenly to one young woman, he demanded: "What makes you get out of bed in the morning?" The student replied: "My mother."
我們英文課的教授有一次在課上講“動機”。“是什麼推動你在人生的路上向前走?”他問道，“是什麼讓你每天上學來?又是什麼驅使你追求成功?”衝着一個女學生，他問：“是什麼讓你早晨從牀上爬起來的呢?”學生答道：“我媽媽。”
小學簡單英語笑話帶翻譯四：精神病醫生
Psychiatrist
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I thinkthere's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," saidthe shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." How much do youcharge?" A hundred dollars per visit." I'll sleep on it," said Jerry. Six months later the doctormet Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so! How?" He told me tocut the legs off the bed!" Ain't nobody under there now!!!
傑瑞去看精神病醫生。“醫生，我有些不對勁。每次睡覺的時候，我都感覺有人在牀下。我要瘋了!”“給我一年時間，”醫生說，“每週來三次，我會治好你。”“費用是多少呢?”“每次一百美元。”“我會認真考慮的。”傑瑞答道。六個月後醫生和傑瑞在街上相遇了，“爲什麼你再也沒來呢?”醫生問。“一次一百塊錢嗎?有個酒吧服務生收了十塊錢就把我治好了。”“真的?他怎麼做到的?”“他讓我把牀腿鋸掉。現在那沒人了!”