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英文小笑話帶翻譯篇一：堅持不懈是一種美德
Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New Yorkat Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on itsinefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as astudent.
獲取研究生學位多年以後，我回到位於賓翰頓的紐約州立大學當教員。一天，電梯裏很擁擠，有人抱怨電梯效率太低。我說自我在那裏當學生起，20年來電梯一直沒有換過。
When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see anelderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is avirtue."
最後當電梯門打開時，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回過頭來我看到一位年長的修女正在朝我微笑。“你會拿到學位的，親愛的，”她低聲說道：“堅持不懈是一種美德。”
英文小笑話帶翻譯篇二：
Once god came up two me & granted me a dream to be realize. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible, he said.
有一次上帝來到我面前答應了實現我一個夢想。我說我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說。
Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
然後我請讓你變聰明。他說：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
英文小笑話帶翻譯篇三：傳教士買鸚鵡A preacher is buying a parrot
A preacher is buying a parrot.
一個傳教士在買鸚鵡。
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
“你確信它不會尖叫，大叫或詛咒別人嗎?”傳教士問。
"Oh absolutely. He's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.
“噢，絕對不會。它是一隻虔誠的鸚鵡。”店主向他保證。
"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."
“你看見它腿上的.那些細繩了嗎?當你拉動右邊這根，它會背誦天主經;當你拉動左邊那根，它會背誦讚美詩。”
"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"
“太棒了!”傳教士說，“但是如果我同時拉動兩根繩子，會發生什麼呢?”
"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.
“我會從樹幹上掉下去，你這個笨蛋!”鸚鵡尖聲說道。
英文小笑話帶翻譯篇四：A Regimen 養生之道
An old man of seventy-six went to a doctor to request a general check up as to the state of his health.
The doctor looked him up thoroughly1, and then told him: "Everything is fine." As the old man paid his fee, the doctor asked him: "Have you followed any regimen to help you keepphysically2 fit?"
"Well," replied the old man, "when I was married fifty years ago, I made an agreement with my wife that when I lost my temper3 and easily got angry, she would remain silent and when she lost her temper, I would leave the house. So for over fifty years I had enjoyed a fine outdoor life. That no doubt is the season why I can keep physically fit."
一個76歲的老頭去找醫生給他做一次常規體檢，以瞭解他的健康狀況。
醫生給他仔細檢查後告訴他：“一切都很好。”老人繳費的時候，醫生問他：“你有什麼養生之道幫助你保持健康呢?”
老頭回答道：“哦，50年前結婚時我就和妻子約定：當我生氣了，容易發怒的時候，她要保持沉默;而當她生氣時，我就出門去。於是我得以享受了50多年美好的戶外生活。這一點就是能夠使我保持健康的原因。”