短英文笑話帶翻譯一：
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
在一次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。
這個問題是：爲什麼在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電後聽到雷聲?
尼克的回答是：因爲眼睛在前，耳朵在後。
短英文笑話帶翻譯二：
When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles.
"How was your first day?" I asked.
"It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."
Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?"
"Do you prefer paper or plastic?"
我兒子在一所中學讀二年級時，在一家超級市場找到了一份包裝商品的.業餘工作。他滿面笑容地回到了家。
“第一天感覺如何?”我問。
“好極了，爸爸。”他答道，“我跟許多漂亮的女孩子講了話。”
由於斯蒂芬不善言談，我問道：“你跟他們說了些什麼?”
“你是喜歡紙包裝還是塑料包裝?”
短英文笑話帶翻譯三：
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時，他的話題又來了：“讓我向進化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經像狒狒那樣長着尾巴，那麼現在尾巴到哪裏去了?”
“我來試試看，”一位老太太說。“該是我們在這裏坐這麼久把它們磨掉了吧。”