導語：一個人的聰明才智會在幽默的談吐中閃光，並且會深深吸引他人。下面，本站小編給大家收集整理了笑得停不下來的英語笑話10則，增加幽默細胞，聰明的'你一定會成爲閃光點。
1、 "Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, ""Windy, ain‘t it?""
""No,"" the second man replied, ""It‘s Thursday.""
And the third man chimed in, ""So am I. Let‘s have a coke."""
2、 "For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn‘t help but comment, ""The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.""
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3、 "Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, ""Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.""
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4、 You Know You Live In San Francisco When ...
Your co-worker tells you s/he have 8 body piercings but none are visible.
When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don‘t think of steak. You think of danger.
You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English.
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5、 "Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in paris?
A: He was declared to be in Seine.
6、Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. ""God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Calais the capital of France."" ""Fred,"" said his father, ""why do you want Calais to be the capital of France?"" ""Because that‘s what I wrote in my geography test!""
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7、 Q: Did you hear about the new American Express Card they are issuing in Red China?
A: You never leave home.
8、 "OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribbling
OLD BEEKEEpERS never die, they just buzz off
OLD BIKERS never die, but they‘re hard on tires
OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment away
OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away
OLD BOOKKEEpERS never die, they just lose their figures
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9、 "OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved
OLD CARS never die, they just get run into the ground
OLD CASHIERS never die, they just check out
OLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their drive
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganically
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just fail to react
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10、 "OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire
OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over
OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for six
OLD DANCERS never die, they just step away
OLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouraged
OLD DEANS never die, they just lose their faculties
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