導語：有笑話，大家一起笑，這就是分享快樂，也許，快樂就是這麼簡単。下面本站小編爲你帶來英語爆笑笑話10則，希望你會喜歡。
1、 What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home
2、 "What is the thinnest book in the world? ""What men know about women."""
3、 "苦命的 salesman An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. He said he wasn""t interested because he hadn""t seen any bugs or insects on his farm for years. The salesman indicated he had a wife and four kids and really needed the money. The......"
4、 "運動世家 A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I have 4 kids, one more and they""ll make a basketball team. The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 10 boys,&nbs......"
5、 "FLOWERS It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die."
6、 "Revealing Gift Test Which gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you""d most like to receive."
7、 "A SWEET POEM It means that... You""re a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. OR You""re used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the w......"
8、 "A married couple on the farm are visited by an alien couple. The alien couple asked the human couple if they would like to swap partners for sex.
They agree, the human woman and alien man are together. She says, ""You have a small penis!""
The alien man replies, ""pull my ears!""
......A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.
""I have just the thing,"" says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. ""Just place this between your cheek and gum.""
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9、 "A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. ""Screw me or climb the ladder to success,"" she said.
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10、 "同學是某偏遠地區的，英語發音一直不標準，老師英文也是發不準，所以學生更是一口地道的.土腔英語。
話說同學的妹妹剛上初一，學英語的積極性狂高，每天早晨天不亮就開始朗讀單詞，這天像往常一樣，繼續拼命的讀，他爹就蹲在窗戶底下抽菸袋。小妹妹念“hands(音:漢子),hands”，“two hands(偷漢子)。他爹聽完就止不住的皺眉，一大早就聽見閨女要偷漢子，心想怪不得聽說外國人開放， 書上都這麼寫。小妹妹繼續讀“hands，hands，two hands(偷漢子)”。
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