1.A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of thehabit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree tointercept him on the way home.
一位婦人發現丈夫回家的時候總是爛醉如泥，她決定爲丈夫治好這個毛病。一個萬聖節夜裏，她穿上一套魔鬼戲服，躲在樹後，準備在丈夫返家時攔截他的去路。
her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with herred horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
當丈夫走近時，她從樹後跳出來，站到他面前，頭上帶着紅色的羊角、身後有長長的尾巴，手中握着鋼叉。
"Who are you?" he asked.
“你是誰?”丈夫問到。
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
“我是魔鬼!”她回答到。
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married yoursister!"
“噢，那你跟我一起回家吧，”丈夫說，“我娶了你的姐妹!”
忙說：I am sorry.
老外應道：I am sorry too.
某人聽後又道：I am sorry three.
老外不解，問：What are you sorry for?
某人無奈，道：I am sorry five.
4.某次英文考試有兩道題目：
1)我穿上外套，卻發現第一個釦子掉了。
2)他聽見電話鈴響，就過去接了電話。
正確答案應爲：
1)I put on my coat and found its first button was gone.
2)As soon as he heard the phone ringing, he went to pick it up
但是某生的答案是：
1)Shit!
2)Hello?