When was Rome Built 羅馬於何時建成
Teacher:When was Rome built?
Tom:At night.
Teacher:Who told you that?
Tom:You said Tome was not built in a day.
The Plural Form of "Child"孩子的.複數
Teacher:What is the plural form of ?
Tom:Men.
Teacher: the plural form of child?
Tom:Twins.
You Married Mine 你娶了我的
Lirrle boy:Daddu,I want to get married.
Farher jokingly said:Oh!Who did you have in mind?
Little boy:Grandma.
Father:Wair a minute,you did not think I would let you marry my mother,did you?
Little boy:Why not?You married mine.
Big Hands 大手
Teacher:If I had seben oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the orher,what would I have?
Students:Big hands.
A Teacher 老師
Teacher:What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupils:A teacher.