英語笑話既能讓我們學到知識，也能讓我們開心，今天我們就一起來看看一分鐘精彩英語笑話吧!
一分鐘精彩英語笑話(一)
esent for Girlfriend
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket(小盒式吊墜) as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave(雕刻，銘記) her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No, engrave it 'To my one and only love'. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."
送給女友的禮物
在一家珠寶店裏，一位年輕人買了一個貴重的小金盒作爲送給女友的'禮物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面嗎?”珠寶商問道。
那名顧客想了一會兒，然後說道：“不--在上面刻‘給我唯一的愛’。這樣，如果我們鬧崩了，我還可以再用到它。”
一分鐘精彩英語笑話(二)
t Knowing Her Well
Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?
Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet.
我跟她還不熟
妻子：比爾，住在對面那所房子的那個男人早上出門前總要吻一下妻子，晚上回來時再吻一下，你爲什麼不那樣做呢?
丈夫：哦，我跟她還不是很熟。
一分鐘精彩英語笑話(三)
o Smart for Dad
Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?
You did, admitted the boyfriend, it was going to strike eleven, but I grabbed it and held the gong so it wouldn't disturb you.
The father muttered, Wonder why I didn't think of that one in my courting days!
青出於藍
小夥子，父親在樓梯口板着臉說道，鬧鐘敲了四下，你才把我女兒帶回來，我沒聽錯吧?
是的，男孩承認說，鬧鐘本來是要敲11下，但我拽住了鐘擺，以免影響您。
父親低咕道：奇怪，我談戀愛時怎麼沒想到這一着呢!