話劇指以對話方式爲主的戲劇形式,於19世紀末20世紀初來到中國。與傳統舞臺劇、戲曲相區別,話劇主要敘述手段爲演員在臺上無伴奏的對白或獨白,但可以使用少量音樂、歌唱等。以下是小編整理的5分鐘英語搞笑話劇劇本,歡迎閱讀。
5分鐘英語搞笑話劇劇本(一)
The Clever Rabbits(聰明小兔)
角色:
Red Eyes(紅眼睛)Long Ears(長耳朵)Short Tail(短尾巴)
Big Wolf(大灰狼)Mother Rabbit(兔媽媽)
Storyteller翻譯官
道具 房子,玩具、凳子,桌子,一棵樹等。
佈景 一座有門的房子裏擺着一張桌子、幾個凳子和一些玩具。
SceneI Three Rabbits(三隻小兔子)
(一)
Storyteller:The Mother Rabbit has red Eyes,Long Ears and Short Tail.
兔媽媽有三個孩子,她給他們起名叫紅眼睛、長耳朵和短尾巴。)
Red Eyes:(Coming to the front.上前。)
Hello!I"m Red to see you.
(你好!我是紅眼睛。見到你很高興。)
Long Ears:(Touch his long ears.着他的長耳朵。)
Hi!How do you do? Nice to see name is Long Ears.
(嗨!你好!很高興見到你。我叫長耳朵。)
Short Tail:(Show his tail.展示他的尾巴。)
Hello,boys and girls! I"m Short Tail.
(小朋友們,你們好!我是短尾巴。見到大家我很高興。)
After this,they are playing games in隨後,他們就在房子裏玩遊戲。)
(二)
Storyteller:A big wolf is hiding then,the Mother Rabbit is the arm.
(一隻大灰狼正躲在樹後,他在打着壞主意。這時,兔媽媽提着一籃子蘿蔔回來了。) Mother Rabbit:(Singing a song.唱起了歌。) Little Rabbits,open the door.
(小兔子乖乖,把門開開,媽媽回來了。)
Big Wolf:Ah,I know their secret.啊,我知道他們的祕密了。)
Mother Rabbit:(Walking into the house.進了家門。)
Good evening,my you hungry?
Let"s have supper!
(晚上好,孩子們!你們餓了吧?咱們吃晚飯吧。)
Storyteller: The Big Bad Wolves(大灰狼來了)
Storyteller:Then next day,the(第二天,兔媽媽要出門了。)
Mother Rabbit:I am going to pick the door ,don"t open the door for strangers (我要去採蘑菇。千萬記住,不要給陌生人開門。)
All:OK.
Storyteller:Three rabbits close the a while,they hear some one knocking at door.
Big Wolf:(Learn to sing.學着唱。)Little Rabbits,open the door.
Mother coming back.
(小兔子乖乖,把門開開,媽媽回來了。)
Red Eyes and Short Tail:Mother is(媽媽回來了。)
Long Ears:(Stop them opening the阻止他倆開門。)"s not our isn"t like Mother"s voice. (不對。不是媽媽,那不像媽媽的聲音。)
Red Eyes:Let me "s not really(讓我來看看。果然不是媽媽。)
Big Wolf:(Bang!Bang!Bang!)I"m your the door in a hurry.
(我是你們的媽媽,快開門啊。)
Long Ears:All must show your tail.
(好吧。那你必須把你的尾巴從門縫裏伸進來)
Big Wolf:OK.
Storyteller:The clever rabbits clip the(小兔子把大灰狼的尾巴夾住了。)
Mother Rabbit:You Big Bad Wolf!(你這個大灰狼!)
Storyteller:With her words,she hits(說着,她撿起棍子狠狠地打大灰狼。)
Big Wolf: God!My tail hurts.(噢。我的天啊!我的尾巴受傷了。)
Storyteller:The wolf"s tail is broken.
mother"s voice,they open the door and hug their mother.
(大灰狼的尾巴被夾斷了,他逃走了。小兔子聽到媽媽的聲音,打開門,撲進媽媽的懷裏。)
Mother Rabbit:My clever children.(我的乖孩子們。)
5分鐘英語搞笑話劇劇本(二)
音樂:apple(小熊表演)
Bears: Today is our birthday. We are so happy!
Rs: Knock, knock, knock. (敲門聲起)
Bears: Who’s that?
Rabbit1: I am **.
R2: I am **.
Rs: We are rabbits.
Bs: Come in ,please.(開門,請進)
Rs: Happy birthday!(送花)
Bs: Thank you. Please take a seat.(做手勢,請坐)
小熊把花插好
Ds: Knock, knock, knock. (敲門聲起)
Bs: who’s that?
D1: I am **.
D2: I am **.
D3: I am **.
Ds: We are dogs.
Bs: Come in ,please.
Ds: Happy birthday!
Bs: Thank you. Please take a seat.
小熊把花插好
Cs: Knock, knock, knock. (敲門聲起)
Bs: who’s that?
C1: I am **.
C2: I am **.
C3: I am **.
Cs: We are cats.
Bs: Come in ,please.
Cs: Happy birthday!
Bs: Thank you. Please take a seat.
小熊把花插好, 拿水果招待客人
Bs: Which friut do you like ?
Rs: It is red. It is raund.
Bs: Oh! It’s apple. Here you are.
Rs: Thank you.(做吃狀)
Ds: It’s yellow ’s long.
Bs: Oh! It’s banana. Here you are.
Ds: Thank you.
Cats: It’s oraner ’s raund.
Bs: Oh! It’s oranger. Here you are.
Cs: Thank you.
小熊面向觀衆道白
Bs: Today is our birthday. We are so happy.
轉身招呼小動物們
Bs: Let’s singing , let’s dancing.
As: Ok!
歌曲:Hello!
<結束>
5分鐘英語搞笑話劇劇本(三)
人物: rabbit(小兔),fox(狐狸),monkey(小猴),tortoise(烏龜),mummy bear(熊媽媽),baby bear(熊寶寶),lion(獅子),bird(小鳥)。
佈景:大森林背景,舞臺右角是一座小房子,一棵木瓜樹,中間有一棵大樹,舞臺左角有一塊大石頭,左角後臺階上有兩棵桃樹。
(大幕在抒情、優美的音樂聲中徐徐開啓)
:In this beautiful forest, There live many lovely animals, they love each other and live a happy life!
在一個美麗的大森林裏,住着許許多多的小動物,他們在一起相親相愛,生活得可幸福了!
第一景:小動物羣舞
小兔舞 (音樂:活潑、輕快、跳躍)
狐狸舞 (扭動腰肢,跳節奏感極強的迪斯科)
烏龜舞 (一伸一縮,音樂:緩慢、低沉、滑稽)
小猴舞 (調皮、靈巧,可用西遊記主題曲)
(音樂轉爲輕柔、舒緩,小兔一人旋轉跳舞,音樂漸弱轉爲流水聲,舞臺燈光轉暗,佈景爲湖邊,木瓜樹下。)
第二景::"咕咚"(清晰而響亮)
小兔:(吃驚的樣子,四處看看)What’s the matter?
什麼東西?
(倒退幾步,拔腿就跑,正好撞上了狐狸。)
狐狸:(奇怪的神情)What’s the matter? Why are you running?
跑什麼呀?出了什麼事?
小兔:(氣喘噓虛的樣子):"Gu dong, Gu dong is coming."
咕咚,咕咚來了。
狐狸:(害怕的樣子):Oh! Horrible, let’s run.
哇!太可怕了,讓我們跑吧!
(這時候,熊媽媽提着籃子和熊寶寶從樹後走出來,正好看到慌慌張張奔跑的小兔和狐狸。)
熊媽媽:(很驚奇的樣子):What’s the matter? Why are you running?
出了什麼事?你們跑什麼呀?
小兔、狐狸(合):Gu dong is coming.
小熊:(害怕並躲在媽媽的懷裏)mummy mummy, I’m frightened.
媽媽、媽媽,我害怕!
熊媽媽:(安慰寶寶)Oh! dear, Don’t be frightened, let’s run quickly.
乖寶寶,別害怕,讓我們跑吧!快,快
(小猴、小鳥、烏龜在另一角臺階的桃樹上看到,感到很奇怪)
小猴:(指着奔跑的小動物)Why? Why are they all running?
爲什麼,爲什麼他們都在跑?
烏龜:(很神祕的樣子)Perhaps, A monster!
也許,是妖怪來了!
小猴、小鳥:(非常恐懼的'樣子)Oh, horrible, let’s run!
啊呀!太可怕了,快跑呀!
烏龜:(慌慌張張地跟在後面)wait! just wait.
等一等!
(大獅子正在一塊石頭下睡覺,衆人吵吵鬧鬧的聲音吵醒了它。獅子大吼一聲,伸伸懶腰。)
獅子:(很生氣的樣子) It’s very noise! Why ? why are you all running ?
太吵了,你們爲什麼都在跑呀?
衆人合:(上氣不接下氣的樣子)Gu dong, Gu dong is coming.
獅子:(感到很奇怪)Gu dong , What is it ? Where is it?
"咕咚",什麼東西?在哪裏?
(大家你看着我,我看着你,都在搖頭。)
小猴:(問熊媽媽)Where?
在哪裏?
熊媽媽:(搖搖頭,)I don’t know.(轉而問狐狸)Where
我不知道。 在哪裏?
狐狸:(搖搖頭,)I don’t know.(轉而問小兔)Where?
我不知道。 在哪裏?
(衆人把目光都集中在小兔的身上。)
小兔:(撓撓腦袋,指着對面)It’s over there.
就在那邊!
獅子:(很神氣的樣子)Let’s go and see.
走,去看看。
(大夥互相看看,都表現出非常害怕的樣子。)
獅子:(拍拍胸脯,很勇敢的樣子)come on, follow me.
走,跟我走!
(音樂響,一段雄壯有力的進行曲,衆人排着整齊的隊伍,大踏步地往前走,快到樹下時,腳步慢下來。音樂停,全場一片寂靜。)
獅子:(四處張望)Where? There is nothing here.
在哪裏?什麼都沒有啊!
(正在這時候,一陣風吹來,咕咚一聲,一棵木瓜掉進了湖裏。)
小猴:(指着湖邊)Oh! It’s a papaya! Gu dong is a papaya!
噢!原來是木瓜呀!
(衆人大笑,大幕在笑聲中徐徐落下。)
The end.
全劇終