笑一笑，十年少，笑話能愉悅我們的心情，歡迎欣賞好笑精彩的英語笑話!
好笑精彩的英語笑話
JOY,it's timeto go to bed.
joy,該去睡覺了。{媽媽}
ok,Mum.i'm coming!
哦，這就睡!{joy}
Have a sweet dream, night!
做個甜甜的夢哦，晚安!{媽媽}
good niggt,Mum!
晚安，媽媽!{joy}
Sweet ?
甜甜的`夢。。。。到底怎麼才能做個甜甜的夢呢?{joy}
Bingo!
有了!{joy}
joy,wahay are you doing?
the candy will make your teeth ache!
joy,你怎麼睡前還吃糖啊!會牙疼的!{媽媽}
(joy,舉着糖，看着媽媽。){joy}
But you told me to have a sweet dream...
不是你說要我做個甜甜的美夢的嗎。。。{joy}
。。。。。。。。{媽媽}
好笑精彩的英語笑話
Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.
"He's a good boy," said Jack's father, "and if you let him pass this time, I'm sure he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."
"No, no, that's quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn't know!"
"Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack's father. "You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."
傑克到一所大學去學歷史。第一學期結束時，歷史課教授沒讓他及格。學校讓他退學。然而，傑克的父親決定去見教授，強烈要求讓傑克繼續來年的學業。
“他是個好孩子，”傑克的父親說：“您要是讓他這次及格，我相信他明年會有很大進步，學期結束時，他一定會考好的。”
“不，不，那不可能，”教授馬上回答。“你知道嗎?上個月我問他拿破崙什麼時候死的，他都不知道。”
“先生，請再給他一次機會吧。”傑克的父親說：“你不知道，恐怕是因爲我們家沒有訂報紙。我們家的人連拿破崙病了都不知道。”
好笑精彩的英語笑話
during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. he then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.
醫生按期來探視我的老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫生聽了也很高興，爲此，他彎下腰來親了她一下。然後他說不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，並要求她還他一個吻。
when he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "can you imagine, " she said. "seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!
醫生走後，我母親厭惡地搖搖頭。“你能想象嗎，”她說，“付了他70元，我還得親他!”