英語是一種瘋狂的語言，它反映了人類的創造性。爲了幫助大家備考中石油職稱英語，小編整理了一些中石油職稱英語閱讀理解練習，歡迎閱讀!
English is a Crazy Language
's face it-English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
1.讓我們接受現實吧—英語是一種瘋狂的語言。茄子(eggplant，字面意爲雞蛋植物)裏並沒有雞蛋，漢堡包(hamburger，字面意爲火腿夾餅)裏也沒有火腿。同樣，菠蘿(pineapple，字面意爲松樹蘋果)裏既沒有松樹也沒有蘋果。鬆餅(English muffin，字面意爲英式鬆餅)並不是英國人發明的，而炸薯條(French fries，字面意爲法式油炸食品)也不是法國人的發明。“甜肉”(sweetmeat)指的是蜜餞，而(while)“甜麪包”(sweetbread)不是甜的，它指的是牛雜碎。
2. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we findthatquicksand can work slowly, boxingrings are square and a guinea pig isneitherfrom Guinea nor is it a pig. ( nor引導的倒裝句) Andwhyit is thatwriters writebutfingers don't finge, grocers don't groce and hammers don'tham?Iftheplural of tooth is teeth,why isn'tthe plural ofbooth beeth?Ifyou have one goose, two geese,why notone moose, twomeese, or one index, two indices?
2.我們理所當然地接受了英語的一切，但是如果我們分析一下英語中似是而非的情況，我們馬上就會發現“快的沙子”(quicksand，流沙，也只陷阱，困境)往往走得很慢，“拳擊的圓圈”(boxing rings，拳擊場)是方的，“幾內亞豬”(guinea pig，天竺鼠)既不是來自幾內亞，也不是豬。還有，既然名詞作家(writers)去掉詞尾的rs 就可以成爲動詞“寫作(write)”，那爲什麼名詞“手指”(fingers)、雜貨店(grocers)、錘子(hammers)去掉rs就不能成爲各自相應的動詞呢?如果牙齒的`複數是teeth，那爲什麼售貨亭的複數不是beeth?一隻鵝我們用goose，兩隻鵝用geese，那麼，一隻駝鹿用moose(單複數同形)，兩隻駝鹿就應該是meese了?爲什麼一條索
引是index，兩條索引卻成了indices?
3. Doesn'titseem crazythatyou can make amends but not one amend, orthatyou can comb through the annals of historybut nota single annal? If youhave a bunch ofodds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
3.如果你賠償時只能賠償複數不能賠償單數，這是不是很莫名其妙?你可以梳理歷史的編年史，爲什麼卻不能梳理某一個單個的編年史?如果你有一堆麻煩(a bunchof odds and ends)，那麼在你把其他的都解決了只剩下一個(get rid of all but one of them)的時候該怎麼說呢?(amends: n. 賠罪, 賠償; amend: v. 改良; 修改, 修訂; annals: n. 編年史; annal: n. 記錄)
achers taught,whydidn'tpreachers praught?Ifa vegetarian eatsvegetables,whatdoes ahumanitarian eat?
4.如果教師教學是taught，那爲什麼傳教士傳教不是praught?如果素食主義者(vegetarian)吃蔬菜(vegetable)，那人道主義者(humanitarian)吃什麼?
5. Sometimes I thinkall the English speakersshould be committed toanasylum forthe verbally insane. Inwhatotherlanguage do people recite at a play andplay at arecital; ship by truck andsend cargoby ship; havenoses that runandfeet that smell; park ondriveways and drive on parkways?
5.有時候我覺得根據英國人說話時瘋狂的用詞可以將他們送進精神病院(asylum)。哪一種語言人們可以在一齣戲中朗誦，在朗誦中玩(分別指演戲 和開獨唱會)?用卡車運船，用船運貨(分別指用卡車運輸和用船運輸; ship v. 運送; n. 船, 艦)?鼻子可以跑而腳可以聞味道(分別指流鼻涕和腳有臭味)?車可以停在駕駛路上，而且在停車路上駕駛(driveway從字面上理解是駕駛路，實際是車道;parkway從字面上理解是停車路，實際是公園道路、駕車專用道路)。
anaslim chance anda fat chancebethe same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites,andquite a lot and quite afew arealike?Howcan the weather behotas hellone dayand coldas hellanother?
6.爲什麼一個苗條的機會(slim chance，指沒機會)和一個肥胖的機會(fat chance，也指沒機會)意思是一樣的，而一個聰明的人(wiseman，聰明人)和一個聰明的傢伙(wise guy，自作聰明的人)卻意思相反(opposite)?爲什麼相當多(quite a lot)和相當少(quite a few)意思一樣(alike)?(實際上quite a lot和quite a few都是指相當多。)爲什麼天氣可以熱的像地獄也可以冷得像地獄?(as hell字面意思像地獄一樣，實際指“非常地”)
7. You have tomarvelatthe unique lunacy of a language in which your house canburn up as it burns down, in which you fill ina formby filling it outand in which an alarmclock goes off by going on.
7.你不得不對這種精神病一樣的語言(the unique lunacy of a language)表示驚奇(marvel at)，在這種語言中，你的房子在被燒下去(burn down，意爲燒燬)的同時(as)又被燒上去(burn up，意爲燒起來，燒掉)。你用填出來(fill out，意爲填寫)的方法填進去(fillin, 意思也是填寫)一個表格(form)。鬧鐘在走(go on)的時候響(go off)了。
8. English was invented by people,notcomputers, and it reflectsthe creativityofthe human race. That is why,whenthe stars are out, they are visible,but whenthe lights are out, theyare invisible. And why,whenI wind up my watch, Istart it,but whenIwind upthis essay, I end it?
8.英語是人而不是機器創造出來的語言，它反映了人類的創造性。這也是爲什麼當星星出來的時候，我們是看得見的，當陽光出來的時候是它們卻看不見的。同理，我“處理”我的手錶之後，它就開始(走)了;而我“處理”完這篇文章後，它卻結束了。(wind up:上緊發條;使結束)
練習：
1. English muffins weren’t invented in England French fries in France.
e B. not C. either D. nor
2. Sweetmeats are candies sweetbread, which aren’t sweet, aremeat.
A. what C. which D. while
3. We take English for .
A. ground t ted D. grant
4. But if we explore its , we find that quicksand can workslowly.
A. parade B. paraphrases C. paragraphs D. paradoxes
5. Did you make to Tom for his loss?
A. mend C. amends D. amend
6. You can through the annals of history.
A. combine B. comb C. tomb D. combat
7. If you have abunch of odds and ends and get rid of of them, what do you call it?
A. one but all only oneC. all but oneD. all besides one
8. Sometimes I think all the English speakers should to an asylum for verbally insane.
A. bepermitted B. be omitted C. vomited D. be committed
9. How can the be hot as hell one day and cold ashell another?
ate B. whether C weather D. climb
10. You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language your house can burn up as itburns down.
A. what B. aboutwhich C. of which D. in which
11. My alarm clock at 6 every morning.
A. goes on B. goes off C. gets up D. gets out
答案：1D 2D 3C 4 D 5 C 6B 7C 8D 9C 10 D 11B