day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什麼意思?” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站着兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。”
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀!”
2.A man is driving with his wife, when he is pulled overby a policeman. "Sir, " says the cop. "You ， were going 60 in a50." "No, I wasn't. "Yes, you were," says the wife."Keep quiet!"says the man, angrily. "And you were't wearing aseat belt, "says the cop."Yes, l was." "No,you weren't，says thewife."SHUT UPln says the man, really angry."Ma'am,' asks the cop,'ishe always rude and violent?'Only when he's DRUNK."
有個男人開着車，車裏坐着他老婆。一位警察讓他停在路邊，對他說：“先生，你在限速50的路上開600"”我沒有。“他老婆說：”你是開那麼快。“男人生氣地說：”閉嘴!”警察說：“你還沒有系安全帶。”我係了。"他老婆說：“你是沒有系。男人非常生氣地說：”閉嘴!”警察問：“夫人，他一直是那麼粗魯和野蠻嗎?”他只是在喝醉的時候才這樣。