生活需要笑話，笑話能愉悅我們的心情，歡迎欣賞絕對笑翻你的英語笑話!
絕對笑翻你的英語笑話
JOY,it's timeto go to bed.
joy,該去睡覺了。{媽媽}
ok,Mum.i'm coming!
哦，這就睡!{joy}
Have a sweet dream, night!
做個甜甜的夢哦，晚安!{媽媽}
good niggt,Mum!
晚安，媽媽!{joy}
Sweet ?
甜甜的夢。。。。到底怎麼才能做個甜甜的夢呢?{joy}
Bingo!
有了!{joy}
joy,wahay are you doing?
the candy will make your teeth ache!
joy,你怎麼睡前還吃糖啊!會牙疼的`!{媽媽}
(joy,舉着糖，看着媽媽。){joy}
But you told me to have a sweet dream...
不是你說要我做個甜甜的美夢的嗎。。。{joy}
絕對笑翻你的英語笑話
Witty Hare can run very fast.
機靈的兔子跑得很快。
One day when he gets home. He sees a rat. The rat is jumping down his window.
一天，它回到家的時候看見一隻老鼠。這隻老鼠正從它家的窗戶跳下去。
“Oh. A thief!” Witty Hare shouted and catches the rat, “You can’t run faster then me.”
“啊!賊!”機靈兔子喊着追過去。 “你跑不過我的!”
Soon Witty Hare catches up with the rat, and the rat is left behind.
不一會它追上了老鼠，還把老鼠丟在後面。
“I must run away,” the rat says and laughs, “He is so silly.”
“我得趕緊逃。”老鼠竊笑着說：“這傢伙真笨。”
Witty Hare goes on running. A sheep sees him and asks him, “What a re you doing?”
機靈兔子繼續跑着。一隻綿羊看到了就問它：“你在幹什麼?”
“I’m catching the thief.” Witty Hare says.
“我在追賊。”機靈兔子說。
“Thief? Where’s the thief?” the sheep fells surprised.
“賊?賊在哪裏啊?”綿羊感到奇怪。
“He's behind me,”Witty Hare says proudly.
“它在我後面呢。”機靈兔子自豪地說着。
絕對笑翻你的英語笑話
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody was standing in front of the 'S.'
有個人開車行駛在上班的路上，一輛卡車闖紅燈從側面撞上了他的車，當時他就不省人事了。路旁的行人把他從車裏拉出來並喚醒他。剛一醒過來，他就拼命的掙扎着，最後不得不用了藥物才讓他鎮靜下來。過了一會兒，他平靜了，別人問他爲什麼要這麼恐怖的掙扎，他說：“被撞之後我就什麼都不知道了，當我醒過來，我發現我躺在了路邊，前面是一個巨大的廣告牌上面閃爍着‘殼牌’，但是有個人擋住了那個“S”。”