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精選超搞笑英語笑話(一)
George asked the once wellknown wit, Horne Tooke,whether he could play cards.
Your Majesty, replied Tooke, I am a mere childwhere cards are concerned. I cannot even tell a King from a Knave.
喬治三世問一度大名鼎鼎的才子霍恩·圖克，會不會玩紙牌。
陛下，圖克回答說：在玩紙牌方面，我只不過是幼兒園的水平。我甚至分不清國王和無賴。
精選超搞笑英語笑話(二)
死後重生
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.
“你相信人能死後重生嗎?”老闆問他的一個員工。
“我相信，先生”。這位剛上班不久的'員工回答。
“哦，那還好”。老闆接着說。
“你昨天提早下班去參加你祖母的葬禮後，她老人家到這兒看你來了。”
精選超搞笑英語笑話(三)
Money and Friends 錢和朋友
A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?
B: Friends, of course.
A: Why?
B: I can always borrow money from friends.