生活中少不了令我們開懷大笑的笑話，今天我們就一起來看看生活英語笑話吧!
篇一：生活英語笑話
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢.
“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說. “你真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說.“再給你兩分錢.可你爲什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”
“她是個賣糖果的.”
篇二：生活英語笑話
這不是我的狗!
Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage. "Excuse me," said Joe "dogs are not allowed on board, you have to check it in with the baggage."
Joe是fly high airlines的一名乘務員，當一名年長的'女士登機時，他看到她提的籠子裏有一隻狗。“不好意思，”Joe說“狗狗是不可以登機的，您必須把它和行李一起託運。”
The lady wasn't happy, but Joe was an experienced steward and eventually succeeded in convincing the lady.
那位女士有點不開心，但是Joe是個經驗豐富的乘務員，最後還是成功說服了這位女士。
Upon arrival, Joe took a peek in the cage, and to his great surprise, saw that the dog was dead!
到達之後，Joe看了一眼籠子，讓他大吃一驚的是，那隻狗居然死了
Frantic that they may get sued, Joe quickly sent one of his underlings out to town to buy a dog that looked exactly the same. Just in the nick of time the underling arrived with the dog.
想到他們可能會被起訴，Joe感到十分忙亂，馬上讓他的下屬去鎮裏買一條一模一樣的狗回來。最後下屬帶着狗狗及時趕了回來。
They quickly switched dogs and breathed a sigh of relief. "This isn't my dog!" said the lady as soon as she saw it. "I'm sure it is" insisted Joe "I was very careful about where I put it."
他們迅速把狗換了過來，舒了一口氣。“這不是我的狗!” 這位女士一看到狗的時候就說。“我很確定是的。”Joe堅持說道，“我對於放他的地方十分仔細。”
"It's not my dog" argued the lady, "you see, I was bringing my dog to my home town to have him buried, and this dog is alive!"
“這不是我的狗。”這位女士爭論道，“你聽我說，我是帶我的狗回家鄉準備埋葬它的。而這條狗是活的!”
篇三：生活英語笑話
我就學後半段吧
Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?
Father: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy.
Son: That's great! I'll learn the latter half.
兒子：爸，法語難學嗎?
爸爸：孩子啊，開頭的時候是難，可完了以後就變容易了。
兒子：那太好了!我就學後半段吧。