雷死你的.英語笑話精選推薦，你看過這麼雷人的英語笑話嗎?
Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained.
"A prize? What for, dear?"
"For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three."
"But an ostrich has only two legs."
"I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest."
小阿爾伯特腋下夾著一本新書從學校回家來了。“這是獎品，媽媽。”他解釋道。
“獎品?因為什麼得的。親愛的?”
“因為自然課得的。老師問我鴕鳥有幾條腿，我說有三條。”
“但是鴕鳥是兩條腿啊。”
“我現在知道了。但其他學生都說有四條。所以還是我最接近正確答案。”