笑話來源於生活，經過藝術加工的語言形式,是藝術化的語言。下面小編馬上為你帶來簡單幽默的`英語笑話，希望你會喜歡。
簡單幽默的英語笑話一：Knights & Nights
黑暗時代
Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?
Betty: Because they had so many knights.
老師：為什麼有時我們稱中世紀為黑暗時代呢?
貝蒂：因為那時有許多騎士。
簡單幽默的英語笑話二：The Fish Net 魚網
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A lot of little holes tied together with strings, replied the little girl.
你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安? 老師發問道。
把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了，小女孩回答道。
簡單幽默的英語笑話三：A school report
學校成績單
The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(憤怒的) as he read,
"English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad(少年，小夥子).
"Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And hepointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent."
父親在看他那滿懷希望的兒子帶回來的學校成績單。他邊看邊露出憤怒的表情：
“英語，差;法語，差;數學，中。”他厭惡地瞥了在發抖的兒子一眼。
“爸爸，”兒子說，“可能成績不夠理想。但您看到那一項了嗎?”他指了指下一行：“健康狀況，優。”
簡單幽默的英語笑話四：Is ink so expensive
墨水很貴嗎
Son: Is ink so very expensive, father? Father: Why, son, what makes you think so? Son: . Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some on the carpet. 兒子：爸爸，墨水很貴嗎? 父親：不貴呀，你為什麼這麼想? 兒子：哦，我把墨水灑了一點在地毯上，媽媽好象挺著急的。
簡單幽默的英語笑話五：Two Birds 兩隻鳥
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎? 學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老師：請說說看。 學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。