"Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours? Can you prove it?"
"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"請原諒，你佔了我的`位置."
"你的位置?你能徵明這點嗎?"
"能，我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."
最短英語笑話帶翻譯二：
One day, Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
一天，夏娃問亞當："你當真愛我嗎?"
亞當無可奈何地回答："我還有的選擇嗎?"
最短英語笑話帶翻譯三：
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner.
Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"
有一次，一位督學去視察一個只有三間教室的學校。一間教室非常吵鬧，因此督學抓住其中一個正在站着説話的人，把他帶進另一間教室，並讓他站在牆角。
五分鐘以後，一個小男孩從第一間教室走進來，問道，“您什麼時候能讓我們的老師回去呢?”