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誰是主宰
Driving our family to a new restaurant，I took several wrong turns. When I finally found the right road, I asked my husband，"Why didn't you tell me I was lost?"
我開車帶着全家去一個新開業的`餐館。路上我拐錯了好幾個彎兒。最後，我終於找到了路。這時我問丈夫，“剛才你為什麼不告訴我迷路了?"
"I thought you knew where you were going，“he replied.“You always know where you're going when I'm driving.”
“我以為你知道該往哪兒開呢!”他回答道:“因為平時我開車付，你在旁邊總説你知道該怎樣走。”
為母親約會
When the young waitress in the cafe in my building started waving hello every day，I was flattered. She was at least 15 years younger than I.
在我工作的大樓裏有間咖啡館，那兒的女招待每天見到我都向我打招呼。我因此受寵若驚。要知道她至少要比我小15歲。
One day she waved and beckoned to me. When I strolled over，she asked，"Are you single?"
有一天，她見到我後，朝我招手示意讓我過去。於是，我便走了過去。她問我，“你現在是單身嗎?”
Why，yes,"I replied，smiling at her broadly.
“對，是單身。”我滿臉堆笑地説。
" So is my mom，”she said.”Would you like to meet her?"
“我母親也是，”她説:“你願意不願意見見她。”