A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch(門廊) .
I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life?
I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.
Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?
Twenty-six.
一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動的小老頭。
我無意中發現，你是多麼幸福，那女士說。你幸福而長壽的祕密是什麼?
我每天抽三包煙，每週喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且從來不曾鍛鍊。
哦，真神奇，女士說。你高壽?
二十六。