A boy at a swimming pool climbed up to the high diving board. He paused, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Don't dive - there's no water in that pool!"一個男孩爬上游泳池的高臺跳水板。他停頓了一下，擡起手臂，準備跳水時服務員跑過來了，高喊“不要跳水——泳池裏沒有水！”
"That's OK," said the boy. "I can't swim! "男孩說：“沒事，我不會游泳！”笑話：不會游泳
常見體育項目說法：
race：跑
high jump：跳高
long jump：跳遠
gymnastics：體操
skiing：滑雪
football：足球
basketball：籃球
volleyball：排球