Can you write in the dark

A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark?"

Her father said, "I think so; what do you want me to write?"

"Oh, just your name on this report card!"

一個小女孩回家以後問爸爸說：“您可以在黑暗中寫字嗎?”

爸爸回答：“應該可以。你要我寫什麼?”

“喔，只要在這張成績單上簽名就行了!”